Take a seat. Grab a slice of pizza.

Like many of you, I’m just trying to live to be 100 without having to move to a Blue Zone or give up eating dairy. I enjoy my life and want to live as long as possible, feel as strong and energetic as possible while living my long life, and still eat as many carbs as possible.

This blog critiques the contradictory nature of the diet industry and nutrition science. We’ll discuss the stupidness of low fat anything, the silliness of extreme dieting, and the fucked-up-ness of fat shaming. Together we’ll decipher how to realistically live a vibrant life, lose stubborn weight, have boundless energy, and eat whatever we want. Damnit.

My name is Lindsay and I enjoy pizza, long walks to my favorite pizza place, and candlelit pizza parties.